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I’m Merlin, and I make my living at sea, catching wild dolphin fish and tracking the elusive “Savant Crabs of the Farallones.” My ship, “The Mrs. Olsen” is based out of Panama and runs on diesel and unconditional positive regard.

I’m just shy of seven feet tall, and I eat pert near my own weight in baitfish by 10 each morning. My teeth are made of fool’s gold but my eye patch was sewn from General Tito’s baby blanket. Legend is I once killed a man—just because I needed a really good cry.

I do know I’m pretty good at Robotron, french kissing, and skimming ladies’ fashion magazines. I drink scotch whiskey, and I shit scotch tape. I’m an excellent driver and I just finished the rest of your cheeseburger while you were fucking around with your cellphone.

This land is my land from California to the New York island, but you’re welcome to stay as long as you pitch in for gas and never call me “Copernicus.” But you knew that.

Let’s do this thing.

There are two people in merlinmann’s collective.

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  1. Food Safety Talk 108: Hyperbole and Fire Ants — Food Safety Talk

    Ben and Don are joined on this episode by special guest John "if I was a rock star you would have heard of me" Roderick. John does not like potatoes, but he does ask lots of great questions.

    Water activity - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

    Clostridium perfringens - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

    Steak tartare - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

    Home | Conference on World Affairs | University of Colorado Boulder

    Public Health Focus > Bisphenol A (BPA): Use in Food Contact Application

    Category:Swamps of North Carolina - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

    John’s band, The Long Winters

    Food Safety Talk 39: Des Moines is Known for their Scallops — Food Safety Talk

    Multistate Outbreak of Salmonella Bareilly and Salmonella Nchanga Infections Associated with Nakaochi Scrape AA or AAA Frozen Raw Tuna from India

    FDA issues final rule on safety and effectiveness of antibacterial soaps

    Genetically modified food - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

    FDA Food Code

    1993 Jack in the Box E. coli outbreak - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

    To hear more from John, check out his other podcasts Roderick on the Line and Road Work.

    http://foodsafetytalk.com/food-safety-talk/2016/9/20/food-safety-talk-108-hyperbole-and-fire-ants

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  2. Crush on Radio: Merlin Mann and The Meadowlands

    The first episode was my proudest moment: a chat with the legendary Merlin Mann about an album that changed his life: The Meadowlands by The Wrens. It was an incredible experience, and I’m happy to share it with you all again.

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  3. TeeVee | “Stranger Things”: Season 1 review (Episode 187)

    187

    “Stranger Things”: Season 1 review

    Grab your Wrist Rockets and toast some Eggos—it’s time to talk Stranger Things! Even though only one of our panel was alive when the show takes place, we talk ’80s influences, our favorite characters, theories about Season 2, and much more.

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  4. Game Show | Low Definition: Hell Is Other People’s Words (Episode 41)

    More ridiculous definitions, both real and imagined. Plus, we’ll take your orders for some disgusting mixed drinks, and ponder a Slovenian proverb.

    https://www.theincomparable.com/gameshow/41/index.php

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  5. Ep. 206: “The OG Haoles” - Roderick on the Line - Merlin Mann

    The Problem: You’re not gonna go to Unalakleet.

    http://www.merlinmann.com/roderick/ep-206-the-og-haoles.html

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  6. David Foster Wallace - “This is Water”

    This talk by the late David Foster Wallace might just change the way you see the tiny, sometimes annoying, details of life. This was the commencement speech he gave at Kenyon College in 2005. The speech is published in a short book called This is Water.

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  7. Alexei Sayle and Stewart Lee talk about Thatcher Stole My Trousers

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  8. Accidental Tech Podcast 173 (bootleg live recording)

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  9. Stewart Lee - “It’s got bells on”

    2011 documentary on Morris dancing, presented by 90s comedian Stewart Lee. Originally broadcast on Radio 2.

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  10. Marc Maron’s WTF Podcast w/ Stewart Lee

    Marc Maron does stuff:

    http://www.wtfpod.com/

    http://www.ifc.com/shows/maron

    http://www.imdb.com/title/tt3004634/

    So does Stewart Lee:

    http://www.stewartlee.co.uk/

    http://www.bbc.co.uk/programmes/b0112b65

    http://www.amazon.co.uk/Stewart-Lee-Carpet-Remnant-World/dp/B007RD9OLE

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