The Incomparable | It’s Not a Draft: Our 2014 Favorites (Episode 228)

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Jason likes to draft things

He’s obsessed with drafting things

All the things will be drafted eventually

It’ll culminate

In a draft draft where the biggest and the best drafts will be drafted


The SNL draft went off the rails

Before Jason did the intro spot

“I can’t believe you’re giving me ‘The Robot’”


The word “youngling” is redundant

“Young” means one thing and “-ling” means the same thing

Space children

What up, my young-youngs?

The douche commercial

I don’t like sand

Everything here is smooth

Don’t forget, don’t ever forget

To couple it with a caress

“This is such a turn on”

And for his encore

He rides a pig cow and he falls off

The capering, oh, the capering

Here’s Beru! You guys like Beru!

Doo Watto ditty doo Watto doo

Serenity struggles to form complete sentences

About Padme and Anakin

And lo, Merlin did walk

Along the road with no shoulder

And verily

He did find

He found the McDonalds

And he brought some back

He brought it back to his family

Steve picks Ben

Picking Listener Etienne

Picking Steve picking Laurie, Janis, and Chad

Picking Steve picking Skeletor

Does the WOPR have a moral code?

I know the sound of an Imperial Probe

Butter Zone and the Shame Hole


Brianna hates the whale

The Mean Woody angle

Apply liberal

amounts of handwavium to your head canon



Kiki’s flying on a broomstick

And she has a cat

Now she’s over a town

Which is a place where people live


She’s encountering problems

With weather and other witches


Here come some seagulls

Watch out for the poop Kiki

What up, my young-youngs?

Skeletors all the way down - Nathan Gouwens

Skeletor! - Alex Chan