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  1. You Look Nice Today - “Poolside”

    Also: what’s your theme song; Adam the lion; cloggin’ a drain; seeing yourself in a mirror; grits etc.; Burt Reynolds; peeing on Car 17; splashing is not drowning; pool chairs for everyone bro; browsing TV Guide; Robin Hood of chaises; an original Playstation; The Meerkats and the Laundry Bag; nipples in a crawlspace; ask Quora; the sausage sweats.

    —Huffduffed by merlinmann one year ago

  2. The Rules | You Look Nice Today

    A rug on top of another rug. Very nice.

    —Huffduffed by merlinmann one year ago

  3. Druthers, CA | You Look Nice Today

    Welcome to Druthers, CA! Here are some tips for making the most of your visit with us:

    • Yes. Keep checking your mailbox. No, again. Faster. Now, pay it forward. • DO not touch the princess anywhere that her swimsuit would cover. • No sighing in the doughnut line. • Just stop tapping your goddamned foot fer chrissakes. • Uncle Blackman’s Enthusiastic Antebellum Sprinting Adventure is closed for renovation until further notice. • Keep a sharp eye out for “Hidden Deppies” • Climbing on the Leon Uris shelf is strictly prohibited. • No insie-outsies on “Lockout World.” • Only children under 42 inches in height are permitted to romp in Erma’s Cherry Bowl—and each child MUST be accompanied by a non tripping-balls parent. • SORRY! After June 7, 1998, Arlo’s “Shuck Bux” will no longer be honored. • Thank you in advance for not discussing disused aspect ratios. • Cut line early on rides you like. Lines are for babies. • The Sacristy is not there for making-out. Sacristy only likes you as a friend—and not actually all that much to be honest. • PLEASE don’t slam your locker door. • Q*bert ALWAYS hits on “16.” You may double-down on aces and Robotron. • The Parade will NOT stop in the event you are injured by a Moog. • SHAME on you. Seriously.

    —Huffduffed by merlinmann one year ago

  4. The Stenciled Approach | You Look Nice Today

    Summer’s is right around the corner, guys. So, let’s get in gear—yes, your gear!

    First, make sure you’ve got everything sorted, basketed, washed, dried, pressed, steamed, folded, blocked, shanty-towned, gathered, pinned, stapled, re-steamed, cobblered, new-jacked, and—yes—packed.


    —Huffduffed by merlinmann one year ago

  5. Breakin’ In | You Look Nice Today

    Breakin While under the influence of y, we reveal that Merlin once put x in an envelope. Scott hoped another guy’s x would draw attention away from his own -(x). Adam = 2x. If y = “tequila,” solve for x.


    —Huffduffed by danimad 2 years ago

  6. Lobster Farm | You Look Nice Today

    Sushi DMV, pupu platter, Tuna Corn Mayonnaise, kiwanis roll, the Andrew Jackson with extra hickory, two types of foreigner, $50 squid, lobster drag, dinner theater, is it vegetarian if she throws it away, Tevas, “My mussel’s name is Sandy,” ma, the jute chewers, churn for a living, Andie MacDowell and a Sofia Mini.

    —Huffduffed by merlinmann 2 years ago

  7. Rampant on a Field | You Look Nice Today

    Trans-Mongolian Down and out in Улаанбаатар (sorry, Mongolia!), remembrance of fights past, rampant on a field of Wheat Chex, stickin’ with the quadrupeds, Adam’s almost assaulted, don’t flog Detroit’s


    —Huffduffed by sanklamm 2 years ago

  8. Nary a Dude | You Look Nice Today

    Sheriff’s got a posse, Clarence the barber (and his balls), the benenemafits of a Fleet-based regimen, the grapefruit and bacon diet, Neti pots and other 100% legitimate remedies.


    —Huffduffed by sanklamm 2 years ago

  9. Man School | You Look Nice Today

    ManSchool Now* accepting applications for the Class of 2016! Sample from our wide range of available courses, including Sociology 102: Shaving, Chemistry 206: Principles of Muskmaking, and Techniques in Silent Disdain. Independent study credit (read:


    —Huffduffed by sanklamm 2 years ago

  10. Schadenfunny | You Look Nice Today

    On Being Boring, crazy meat, Merlin knows how to build a team, Lonely Spacecamp, Clooney trumps Hill but both beat you, Encounters with Celebrity, nickel bags of chocolate, a fowl deposition, the Tony Danza Story.


    —Huffduffed by sanklamm 2 years ago

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