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  1. The Things

    The Things By Peter Watts

    I am being Blair. I escape out the back as the world comes in through the front.

    I am being Copper. I am rising from the dead.

    I am being Childs. I am guarding the main entrance.

    —Huffduffed by thelibrarian 2 years ago

  2. Union Dues – Cleanup in Aisle Five

    “Which one are you?”

    The kid fans out a small stack of super hero trading cards, but it’s not a Union deck. Figures. “Lemme see what you got there.” I flip through and remember my old baseball card collection. I knew there was something special about me, when at nine-years-old, I accurately calculated the probable batting stats of each player, on every team, in the 1996 season after opening only one pack. The Union recruited me five years later after my dad beat a couple of Atlantic City casinos for ten million bucks. I was caught on security camera tape telling him when and how to bet at the roulette wheel.

    “These don’t look like you.”

    The card displays a blue-costumed man leaping between buildings. I hand it back to him. “Those guys aren’t real, but I am.” Wow. Did I just say that? Maybe I’ll tell the kid that Santa and the Easter Bunny aren’t real either. He’s staring at me now, I can almost see his little brain struggling to make sense of my answer. I should tell him to buy Union Cards but, you know, he’s five.

    —Huffduffed by thelibrarian 2 years ago

  3. Union Dues - The Baby and the Bathwater

    It’s never really dawned on me that the brochures manage to beautifully portray events and activities I’ve never seen as long as I’ve worn the tights and mask. The brochures don’t show the InterCity cops taking pot-shots at our Jump Jets, they don’t show the protestors outside a school when Landaar makes and appearance, or the new recruits worked to the physical breaking point for a year before they are even allowed third string uniform status, they don’t show how we didn’t put out the fire or didn’t rescue the family.

    But since when has a marketing campaign ever focused on truth and reality?

    —Huffduffed by thelibrarian 2 years ago

  4. Union Dues - Off White Lies

    Leave,” she said calmly, “just go. A recruiting visit was here just three weeks ago and they had no success. The people here don’t much like the Union. Hell, it took me almost a year before any of them would even speak to me, and I didn’t try to razzle-dazzle them.” She quickly scanned the list and produced folders matching each name. “Here,” she said and slid them across the desk, “but they won’t go with you.”

    The Union tries very hard to get all Supers to sign on and become active members, but some simply won’t. This is the first Village, and already The Union is constructing others. Either the mutation rate is rising among the Normals, or we’re getting better at ferreting them out. Either way, we need more space.

    —Huffduffed by thelibrarian 2 years ago

  5. Union Dues - Iron Bars and the Glass Jaw

    “You super folks must think we’re pretty damn foolish, especially us in the law enforcement community.”

    Look at him leaning back with his feet up on the desk. Did he just walk out of Cool Hand Luke? Sheesh, you’d think a sheriff would want to be more dignified. “No sir. You and your brethren are integral to the fabric of society. We of The Union are grateful for your hard work and courage.” I can rattle that sort of crap off all day long.

    —Huffduffed by thelibrarian 2 years ago

  6. Union Dues - The Threonody of Johnny Toruko

    From http://escapepod.org/2010/01/08/ep233-union-dues-the-threnody-of-johnny-toruko/

    part of an amazing ongoing series of audio stories set in a world with superheroes & a union for those superheroes. Some of the best writing I’ve heard in the past decade - of any genre.

    —Huffduffed by rycaut 4 years ago