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  1. Episode #107 – Ghost Rider: Spirit of Vengeance The Flop House

    Episode #107 – Ghost Rider: Spirit of VengeanceNicholas Cage in a superhero sequel, directed by the Crank guys? At the risk of being predictable, how could we not?  Meanwhile, Elliott gives us his best Popeye, Stuart gives an ode to action hero sassiness, and Dan just needs to get his life together, guys.

    0:00 – 0:36 – Introduction and theme.

    0:37 – 33:57 – It’s not much of a Ghost Rider movie, but at least it has spirit.

    33:58 – 38:55 – A recap supercut, followed by Final judgments

    38:56 – 53:35 – Flop House Movie Mailbag

    53:36 – 1:00:35 – The sad bastards recommend.

    1:00:36 – 1:02:21 – Goodbyes, theme, and outtakes.

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    BITCHIN’ RIDE, DUDE!

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    Tags: comics, Dan McCoy, Elliott Kalan, Ghost Rider, Nic Cage, Stuart Wellington

    August 5th, 2012

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  2. Episode #134 – Upside Down The Flop House

    "A great listen for movie fans…"

    —The New York Times

    "The Internet is studded with geeks mocking bad movies from the safety of their podcasts, but The Flop House might just be the best of the bunch."

    —The Onion A.V. Club

    Pick - Entertainment Weekly’s "Must List"

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  3. Episode #74 – Valentine’s Day The Flop House

    Episode #74 – Valentine’s DayJust in time for Black History Month, it’s Valentine’s Day, beloved character actor and much-less-beloved director Gary Marshall’s ode to overstuffed celebrity casts. Meanwhile Elliott reveals himself to be the Man of Twelve Voices, Dan displays his very specific Hector Elizondo-related speech impediment, and Stuart withholds the housecat for MAXIMUM IMPACT.

    0:00 – 0:39 – SEXY Introduction and theme

    0:40 – 3:27 – We work ourselves up into discussing the movie with some of our usual gibberish.

    0:28 – 36:41- Cuddle up tight with your loved one and share your most romantic pair of earbuds for this discussion of Valentine’s Day.

    36:42 – 39:37- Final judgments

    39:38 – 52:41 – An epic Flop House Movie Mailbag

    52:42 – 57:33- The sad bastards recommend

    57:34 – 59:25 – Goodbyes, theme, and outtakes.

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    Tags: Dan McCoy, Elliott Kalan, holidays, Stuart Wellington, Valentine’s Day

    February 5th, 2011

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  4. The Flop House: Episode #35 – Fireproof The Flop House

    The Flop House: Episode #35 – FireproofSometimes even the best of intentions, combined with a deep and abiding religious faith, can still result in a terrible, horrible, no good, very bad movie. We watch Fireproof. Meanwhile, Elliott reveals why he’s so easily amused, Stuart reminisces about a nacho altercation, and Dan talks like a little girl (intentionally this time).

    0:00 – 0:35 – Introduction and theme.

    0:36 – 29:03 – We are way, way too soft on Fireproof, in order to avoid ticking off our vast audience of evangelical listeners.

    29:04 – 35:26 – Final judgments.

    35:27 – 44:39 – A letter from a listener illuminates important Flop House guidelines.

    44:40 – 55:09 – The sad bastards recommend.

    55:10 – 57:34 – Goodbyes, theme, and outtakes.

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    Tags: Dan McCoy, Elliott Kalan, Fireproof, religion, Stuart Wellington

    April 16th, 2009

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  5. The Flop House: Episode #42 – Paul Blart: Mall Cop The Flop House

    The Flop House: Episode #42 – Paul Blart: Mall CopAsk not for whom the Paul Blarts. It Blarts for thee. Meanwhile, Brock advances a novel theory about why the mall hijackers use non-lethal force; Dan is baffled by the contortions the screenwriters go through to explain normal, everyday things; and Stuart talks about his penis.

    0:00 – 0:30 – Introduction and theme

    0:31 – 3:09 – We introduce our guest host, Brock Mahan.

    3:10 – 30:55 – We watch that mall cop movie. No, not that one. The dumb one.

    30:56 – 34:00- Final judgments

    34:01 – 39:42 – The sad bastards recommend.

    39:43 – 40:50 – Goodbyes, theme and a special message about Stuart’s penis.

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    Tags: Brock Mahan, Dan McCoy, Paul Blart Mall Cop, Stuart Wellington

    August 2nd, 2009

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  6. Episode #51 – X-Men Origins: Wolverine The Flop House

    Episode #51 – X-Men Origins: WolverineTo borrow a line from Patton Oswalt: You like Wolverine? Well, in my movie you get to see Wolverine as a little kid!

    Meanwhile, Stuart suggests an alternate Wolverine history of the United States, Elliott suggests some novel super-villains, Dan makes Elliott do a spit take, and contest winner Dash has the decency to be a really nice guy and not a serial killer we were foolish enough to let into the apartment.

    0:00 – 0:32 – Introductions and Theme

    0:33 – 1:37 – We introduce our special guest, Flop House contest winner Dash.

    1:38 – 43:35 – As four comic book nerds, we find far too much to say about X-Men Origins: Wolverine.

    43:46 – 45:55 – Final Judgments

    45:56 – 51:55 – The sad bastards recommend.

    51:56 – 54:19 – Goodbyes, theme, and outtakes.

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    Thanks again to our contest winner for coming out from New Jersey to Brooklyn to be on the show. He has A PODCAST OF HIS VERY OWN. It’s called “We’re Friends!” Why not check it out?

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

    FLOP HOUSE SIDE PROJECT PLUG CORNER:

    If you live in NYC, then you should come to the launch party for the all-new print humor magazine Whim Quarterly. Dan and Elliott have two pieces each in the inaugural issue, and both will be in attendance – Elliott onstage doing stand-up, and Dan at the bar taking advantage of the discount drinks.

    Whim Quarterly Launch Party: Tuesday, December 15, 2009, 8:00pm – 10:00pm at the Three of Cups Lounge on 83 First Avenue, New York, NY (map)

     

    Tags: contest, Dan McCoy, Dash Coombs, Elliott Kalan, Stuart Wellington, Whim Quarterly, Wolverine, X-Men

    December 12th, 2009

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  7. Episode #129 – A Good Day to Die Hard The Flop House

    Episode #129 – A Good Day to Die HardWith A Good Day to Die Hard, does the Die Hard action series finally have its Kingdom of the Crystal Skull? Meanwhile, Dan pitches the chimp teen sex comedy to end all chimp teen sex comedies, Stuart breaks AGDTDH down movie-pitch style, Elliott performs Shakespeare’s lost and most gender-confusing play,

    0:00 – 0:33 – Introduction and theme.

    0:34 – 39:03 – An old man goes to Russia and crashes a lot of cars.

    39:04- 43:35- Final judgments.

    43:36- 47:14- A word from our sponsor.

    47:15 – 1:00:59 – Flop House Movie Mailbag

    1:00:01 – 1:04:41 – The sad bastards recommend.

    1:04:42 – 1:06:22 – Goodbyes, theme, and outtakes.

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    This is the most violent Hair Club for Men meeting I’ve ever seen.

    Wikipedia synopsis of A Good Day to Die Hard

    During the outtakes, you can hear Stuart try (and fail) to interrupt Dan’s singing. He was trying to get us to plug former flop co-host (Red Riding Hood) Alexander Smith’s latest video as his alter-ego Howell Dawdy. Check it out below!

    Tags: Alexander Smith, Dan McCoy, Die Hard, Elliott Kalan, sequels, Stuart Wellington, video

    June 29th, 2013

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  8. The Flop House #139 – Star Wars: Episode II: Attack of the Clones The Flop House

    The three peaches spend this episode cloning around about Star Wars: Episode II: Attack of the Clones, as part of a podcrawl with Read it and Weep (who took on Episode I) and Proudly Resents (who will be taking on Episode III). Meanwhile, Dan’s space gaydar is misaligned, Elliott explains the proper way to steal a cake, and the greatest secrets of Stuart’s nerdiness are revealed.

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  9. Episode #16 – Alien vs. Predator: Requiem The Flop House

    0:00 – 0:29 – Introduction and theme.

    0:30 – 2:35 – We speculate about regular host Elliott Kalan’s absence, and learn a little about guest host Lou Fernandez.

    2:36 – 32:05 – Alien vs. Predator, possibly the coolest concept in the world, provided you’re an acne-riddled 12-year-old.

    32:06 – 35:25 – Final judgments.

    35:26 – 42:14 – The sad bastards recommend.

    42:15 – 45:07 – We draw your attention to Elliott’s recent television triumph and plug our website a little.

    45:08 – 48:09 – Goodbyes, theme, and outtakes.

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    Dan mentions in the show that actor Lance Henriksen also sells his pottery online. You can check it out here.

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  10. Episode #102 – Cowboys & Aliens The Flop House

    Episode #102 – Cowboys & AliensHey, you got your cowboys in my aliens! No, you got your aliens in my cowboys! Meanwhile, Dan continues his trend of not being able to speak, Stuart starts (continues?) a feud with Mr. Al Madrigal, and Elliott embarks on an exciting new career in the world of retail.

    0:00 – 0:31- Introduction and theme.

    0:32 – 2:15 – Stu talks Puerto Rico and celebrity beefs

    2:16 – 36:29 – ‘Allo ‘allo, it’s me, Danyul Craig, wot’s all these Cowboys & Aliens, then?

    36:30 – 37:50 – Final judgements

    37:51 – 53:00 – Flop House Movie Mailbag

    53:01 – 59:21 – The sad bastards recommend.

    59:22 – 1:00:30 – Goodbyes, theme, and outtakes.

    AUDIO NOTE: For some reason there’s a bunch of noise of microphones being bumped in this episode. It’s quiet, but noticeable. And just when Dan finally learned how to equalize the volume of the hosts properly (one audio step forward, two steps back). He just ordered some new shock mounts for the mics, so we hope this is a one-time problem. Apologies.

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    Flop House Plugs Corner

    Come to the next Flop House live event! (produced and co-hosted by the good folks at I Love Bad Movies). This will probably quite literally be your only chance to see the 1986 James Remar non-hit QUIET COOL on the big screen!

    At 92Y Tribeca on Friday, June 8 at 8 pm, on the great island of Manhattan. Tix $12. More info and online ticketing can be found HERE.

    Tags: 92Y Tribeca, Al Madrigal, Cowboys and Aliens, Dan McCoy, Daniel Craig, Elliott Kalan, live appearance, Olivia Wilde, plugs, Stuart Wellington

    May 19th, 2012

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