A very short and amusing story that was published in OMNI magazine in April 1991, and was nominated for a Nebula that year.
Also huffduffed as…
Hugo award short story from 2004. Excellent and seasonal creepy tale of the end of mankind.
From "Airy Persiflage" (http://misternizz.podbean.com) Garrett and Walter O’Hara recite one of the surrealistic/comedic gems of Mr. Frank Key. Recorded, Burke VA 2011
Another fine short story from Mr. Frank Key hosted on Third Point of Singularity http://misternizz.wordpress.com/ and Aery Persiflage http://misternizz.podbean.com Read by Walter O’Hara Copyright: Frank Key 2010