Escape Pod: An Almanac for the Alien Invaders

In January, there will be an annular solar eclipse, with the path of annularity moving through the Indian Ocean and into Sumatra and Borneo. Two days later, aliens will invade Earth.

No spaceships will loom large in blue skies, nor hover over our cities. At night, though, when we see blinking dots of light near the horizon, as small and pale as any star, we’ll think they’re planes or satellites of human origin. They won’t be. These are alien ships, come for conquest.

That is all we can see. What we hear is just as faint and difficult to resolve: we hear rumors. Or rather, one persistent rumor: “the aliens want volunteers.”

Naturally, I and my junior faculty friends need to drink quantities of beer to discuss this in detail. I expound that it’s a hoax.

Rated PG-13 for adult concepts and alien recruiters. (http://escapepod.org/2009/07/23/ep208-an-almanac-for-the-alien-invaders/)

Thought provoking science fiction.

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  1. Escape Pod: An Almanac for the Alien Invaders

    —Huffduffed by JulieD on July 26th, 2009

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