Raise the Wreck of the OBL

It’s Friday afternoon. You’ve had a tooth abscess, are on two types of medication, and are presenting a national talk show in Ireland. And your team gives you an interview with the man who wants $200,000 so he can quickly pop out to the Indian Ocean, pull up Osama Bin Laden’s body, and get a $20, 000,000 reward. How do you react?