Tsssst. Welcome to the You Look Nice Today® Scat Immersion Program™. No dogs, babies, or squares allowed. In preparation for your first day on campus, please learn these key phrases, as they represent your final connection with your native tongue:
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Pins 1930’s wandering troubadour Trinket Pills (? - 1939) scored a brief hit on the Wichita charts with his plaintive Ballad of Joey Nickelpuss: Th’ evil alley boys taunted him, But ole’ Young Joe made his way. Terrible
Sushi Roll We don’t know anyone who loves sushi more than we do. That’s because when we meet someone who loves sushi, we stop talking to them forever. Because we want to be the biggest sushi lovers we know. To honor that love, we
You Look Nice Today — Sitting On My Actual Head & Shitting On My Face: A supercut of emotional hygiene
Maybe you like You Look Nice Today. I know I do. I miss those guys. Maybe one day they’ll return, but until then, maybe you could enjoy this supercut I made of all of their cold openings?1 It doesn’t make much sense. And that’s what makes it great. So please enjoy these very special 22 minutes.
- Except In Congrefs and The Magic Number, which were live and had none. Note: Live! Baby On A Dog did have a cold opening and it is included. You guys, I am a completist.