You Look Nice Today (After Dark)
Also huffduffed as…
Welcome to the You Look Nice Today Scat Immersion Program.
No dogs, babies, or squares allowed.
As part of a pilot program, The You Look Nice Today Foundation (a Delaware corporation) has recently undertaken a groundbreaking new outreach initiative to provide comfort to those in theoretical need.
So, YES: we will sell, lend, or lease you a built-to-purpose condition along with its appropriate consolation.
But, NO: we’re absolutely not Santa Claus. So, get real, you big fakers.
In any case. Get well soon, and here’s that brief bedside visit from the late Sargent Shriver you never actually requested.
You Look Nice Today — Sitting On My Actual Head & Shitting On My Face: A supercut of emotional hygiene
Maybe you like You Look Nice Today. I know I do. I miss those guys. Maybe one day they’ll return, but until then, maybe you could enjoy this supercut I made of all of their cold openings?1 It doesn’t make much sense. And that’s what makes it great. So please enjoy these very special 22 minutes.
- Except In Congrefs and The Magic Number, which were live and had none. Note: Live! Baby On A Dog did have a cold opening and it is included. You guys, I am a completist.