It’s Christmas again, and since I didn’t make that many posts this year, I owe you the worst podcast possible. And this is it. Are you sick of Christmas? I might be, but I’m too darn busy to think about it.
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Mondo Diablo Episode 363: Sick of Christmas
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Mondo Diablo Episode 336: Santagasm
Well, that’s Christmas. It’s a good thing you guys got this last podcast of the season, ‘cos I got three freakin’ pies to bake today. And I’m a tired monkey, thanks to these kidneys. Hell, I should make a kidney pie. For the record, I’m making a Maple syrup pie, a Salmon Pie and a Tourtière for Réveillon. There will be crab, since we’re here in the Pacific Northwest, also smoked shellfish of many kinds. But essentially it’s a Swedish/Québécois Christmas in the Randall house. Drop me a line about your Christmas, please. I love hearing from you guys.
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Mondo Diablo Episode 335: SATAN CLAWS!!!
This week I give you the True Believer, a more "traditional" anti-Christmas Christian viewpoint: that "Santa" is just another way to spell S-A-T-A-N!
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Mondo Diablo Episode 334: A Christmas History Timeline
This week I read a list of solstice and Christmas events in history, starting with the Newgrange around 2500 BCE: this is apparently not that far from Noah’s Flood, which was in 2304 BC, according to Ken Ham. Considering Stonehenge was supposed to have started around 2800 BCE and added to for another thousand years is quite curious indeed. Seems that Noah’s immediate family must have made their way there quickly and found it intact, so they immediately adopted or redesigned Druidic customs. Meanwhile, a couple more of the Noah family hurried to assume the Xia dynasty in China. They must have gotten to work on making babies rather quickly! It’s a good thing they brought the pandas with them.
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Mondo Diablo Episode 333: The Large Population of Christmas
This week Alison lectures some more on the origins of Santa. Who knew Santa was a Yeti? Looks like "Bob" really is Santa Claus’ son.
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Mondo Diablo Episode 332: A Reasonable Season
Thrill as Hellbound Alleee lectures on the secular and pagan origins of Christmas, because she’s going to keep doing it until everyone knows it and thinks they thought of it.
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Mondo Diablo Episode 331: Santa is a Wildman
Welcome to an all-new Secular Solstice Season 2011! This year has come to a great start, since I did not have to work on Black Friday! How much better could it be? The clips for this show come from an old article in LA weekly by Jeffrey Vallance. It’s lauded by cryptozoologists for some reason, but I think it’s a great article for fans of the pagan origins of Christmas. You can read the article here: http://www.laweekly.com/2002-12-26/news/santa-is-a-wildman/
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Mondo Diablo Episode 330: A Prayer for the Brutal Death of our Enemies, and Drinking Game
Due to an unfortunate run-in with some proprietary software, this week’s playlist is gone. To compensate for this injustice, I have included a fun drinking game. It’s very easy to play: just take a drink of your favorite beverage when commanded! Have a fun and safe Thanksgiving!
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Mondo Diablo Episode 229: The Christmas Star…Wars Holiday Special
A condensed version of the loathed special about "Life Day," with more entertaining music and less Bea Arthur (although she’s the best).
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Mondo Diablo Episode 227: Christmas Bonus
This week, I bring you more doom and gloom with an episode of The Whistler entitled "Lie or Consequences," or "Christmas Bonus". Prepare to be depressed, then presented with A Christmas Miracle on Mondo Diablo.
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