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  1. LILLY BOILER : CURL OUR REAR WIT

    A few of you may remember when I took right-wing scarecrow Ann Coulter’s wretched little tome for a major vivisection, reassembling the parts into essentially a ten minute compressed version of the book.

    Well I’ve done it again, suffering for my art in a way no one should. I have taken the latest self-serving, CYA, straw man, empty wagon argument screed and tore it a new one, if you know what I mean. The new version is the entire book (edited, or abridged, norelpref style) compressed down to ten minutes. I only time-stretched the file 10%, so there’s very little flanging and the diction isn’t as rushed as with the “Brainless” treatment.

    Question: Does this clown really believe himself? This megalomanaical buffoon supposedly has two college degrees, but apparently that hasn’t helped at all. This is one child that got left behind, way behind. But unfortunately there are probably thousands of people even further behind him that will buy his absurd tract. Anyone looking for political mudslinging and whining under the guise of “reporting” will enjoy the read. This is one book of fiction where you root for the purported enemy. You really want those mythical, weird, post-modern straw people known as “secular progressives” that O’reilly fabricates to WIN. Shit. Even Billy Graham will be rooting for the secular humanists with this one. Or maybe not. I’m waiting for Fred Phelps’ autobiography to come out–now that will be a good read! The other side of Klaus Kinski, perhaps. Enjoy…

    —Huffduffed by norelpref 4 years ago